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The new character posters for “I Frankenstein.”

If the director for the upcoming “I, Frankenstein” is as tasteful as the graphic designer, we should be in for at least a visual wonder when the film is released in January 2014. But then, whenever you have the producers of “Underworld” involved, you can pretty much presume horror eye candy is about to be unleashed.

Yes, new posters for “I, Frankenstein” were released at Comic-Con, so feast your eyes on them above.

Now, maybe I’m a little confused, but the last time I read Mary Shelley — you know, like… the book — I don’t remember any demons or gargoyles. Nor do I remember the monster being named Adam (no, that’s not a heavy-handed Biblical reference… not at all.) Of course, I don’t exactly remember him having six pack abs either, so,  jaded old snooty horror fan I am, I’m going to try to go with it. Especially with Aaron Eckhart starring, and the always delightfully-evil Bill Nighy as that demon-thingy.

Sweet.

Speaking of sweet and those six pack abs, check out this still:

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(Am I the only one who sees this and gets that Color Me Badd song “I Wanna Sex You Up… ” in my head?)

That’s for you, ladies, and a few of you guys, too. We believe in equal opportunity lechery around here, regardless of sexual orientation. We’re trailblazers that way.

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