It's no coincidence that this week's Retro Cinema choice is "Hellraiser." Because in case you haven't heard, the remake has been given a green light. Now, I know you hard-core horror fans like me are out there saying "Oh, God no, not another remake!" But fasten your seatbelts kids, because for once this is good news: Clive Barker is gonna direct and Doug Bradley is coming back as Pinhead.
Now that's how you do a freakin' remake.
When Barker first directed "Hellraiser," he had a very limited budget and in fact, he confesses in the DVD commentary that he basically got the resurrection scene special effects done for much less than what it should've cost (only $25,000) because the studio liked what they saw of the film and threw a few more dollars their way. That scene wasn't even in the original script due to not having a budget for it.
I think it's fair to say that this time around, Barker won't face those kinds of problems. Nor have to resort to the cheesy painted in special effects he did himself -- those being my main criticism of the original as well as the pretty dreadful acting of Ashley Laurence (sorry, but it's true.) Sure, there are a few things that went wrong, but a whole lotta things went right.
While I'm sure most people reading this have seen the film, I don't want to give away too much just in case, but let's just say after "Hellraiser," people really didn't look at hooks and chains quite the same way again. Nor their prim and proper British wives.